jeudi 26 février 2015

Demoman is so drunk

-Loads all grenades into the same chamber of a grenade launcher.

-Loads four grenades into a launcher with six barrels (and with one barrel), three grenades into a launcher with two barrels.

-Has stickybomb launchers which carry 30 or more bombs despite not being able to hold this many. He never actually puts new bombs in them. He never questions his magic launcher.

-For some reason decides he cannot carry a grenade launcher around when putting on boots or something on his back, even though he can carry a grenade launcher. However, he can carry a grenade launcher while wearing boots or something on his back.

-Decides to sometimes run forward quickly in a straight line when holding a shield, but decides not to when running around with a stickybomb launcher.

-Drinks from a variety of objects which do not hold any liquid.

-Hits people with a stielhandgrenade. Decides not to throw them.

-Carries six grenades on his chest which he never uses.

-Always carries a squeaky toy around.

-Always carries a guitar around.

-Always carries a crate of booze around.

-Can do a perfect wolf howl impression.



inb4 grey/10

Demoman is so drunk

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